Novelty Gifts
Novelty gifts come in all shapes and sizes and will usually involve reference to the male genitalia or female breasts. The main aim is to raise a smile at a reasonable price.
They are great as stocking fillers or as silly toys to make adults wish they were kids again. From growing your own stripper to lighting a willie-shaped candle, novelty gifts are part of the same cherished British tradition that brought us the saucy, seaside postcard: cheeky and a bit rude without going over the top. In short, a bit of harmless fun!
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Mystery BundleDo you dare to try one of our mystery bundles...? These exciting bundles are a thrilling way to discover new products. First, the highly anticipated wait for your secret surprise. Then the unwrapping and revealing of all it's treasures picked especially for you. From...
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Monogamy Board GameThis hot relationship board game is a fun way to keep sexual communication going between couples and allow them to try something new and exciting. After the first few years of romance, couples tend to find that naughty lingerie and nights exploring each other's...
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Jizz! Pump-action drinking gameJizz! A wild game for any number of players! Take turns to roll the ball with the numbers; then roll the ball with the images. Players must then point Jizz to the body part shown on the second ball and pump it the number...
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I Love Cock MugProclaim your love for cock with this in your face mug. Perfect for secret santa or a funny gift for any cock lover. Enjoy your hot drink out of this statement I love cock mug!
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Spencer & Fleetwood Stress WillieGet the greatest form of stress relief from crushing and smashing our Stress Willie, squeeze to your hearts desire! Great for that cheeky gift! Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Size: 12cm Material: Rubber
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Cunt Of The Year Greeting Card and BadgeAnd the Award goes to! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message, just...
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Loving Joy Sex Position DiceLet the flick of your wrist dictate endless pleasure with the Loving Joy Sex Position Dice; the ultimate sexual adventure! Enhance your lovemaking with these erotic dice, and leave it to fate to decide your next move and location by simply rolling the dice....
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Spencer & Fleetwood Will Not Keep Calm Stress BallStress Ball with a message a lot of stressed people will readily relate to: I will not keep calm, and you can f**k off! Great novelty gift! Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Colour: Red Material: Rubber
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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card and BadgeNo mincing the words with this card, it does what it says on the label! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a slogan on the front with a large badge. The...
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Oi! You Fucking Cunt Greeting Card and BadgeOi! Looking for a card for that special person? These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and a large badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal...
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Gonna Shoot Ma Goo All Ovah You Greeting CardValentines only comes one day a year, sometimes you just need to let someone know what you want! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with a large...
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You're Ugly But You'll Do Greeting Card and BadgeYou don't have to wait for Valentines to tell them, but if you do, this card will do the job nicely! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes...
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Lesbian Sex! Card GameEach Lesbian Sex! card game explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or a sexual position. While playing one of the three Lesbian Sex! card games, you and your lover use the cards to plan out one of the 100,000 possible fantasies. After building a...
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Domin8 Master EditionMaster the art of domination with this devilishly deluxe edition of Domin8!Now featuring a feast of fetish luxuries including a paddle, feather tickler, handcuffs, bondage tape and a blindfold. All items have been lovingly selected to enhance your pleasure and invigorating gameplay.Domin8 is a...
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Bachelorette's Bar Challenge Card GameThe bachelorette's bar challenge is the game that celebrates your friend's last night out as a single girl. The bachelorette has two hours to collect five different shot cards, by carrying out challenges. When the bachelorette wins, she gets to assign shots to friends...
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Naughty or Nice 3-in-1 Board GameThree unique games packed with Naughty and Nice ideas to make any relationship more spontaneous! The “Nice” suggestions will help you to create romantic date ideas and tender moments for you both to share, bringing you even closer as a couple. Whilst the “Naughty”...
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Fetish Fun Board GameExplore kinky satisfaction and bondage action with the Fetish Fun board game! This new board game will allow you to explore your inner kink with this intimate introduction to the world of fetish. You will spank, restrain and role-play your way through Fetish Fun!...
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Gay Sex! Sexual Position CardsEach Gay SEX! card explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or a sexual position, and the colour represents the intensity of the positions. Game includes: 50 Gay SEX! cards, 3 rule cards, and 1 Unleash Your Fantasy card.. Brand: Kheper Games
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50 Positions of Bondage Card GameThis kinky card game lets you explore the bondage side of your relationship. 50 position cards featuring challenges in five categories to play as a rummy style card game or simply select a card and act out the image! Brand: Kheper Games Players: 2...
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Inflatable SheepExperience the ultimate addition to your stag night with this inflatable sheep! Featuring a cute face and a small 'tunnel' at the back, it's a must-have accessory!
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